Prompt: write a poem that involves an animal.
Form: Prose Poetry (warning: extreme alliteration)
Beefcake, be that befitting, is what you'll be, you bag of bones bound in blubber. You bait my heart and benumbing hands with your bulldogged begging. Your batty eyes bewilder me and beckon the laceration of my nails. Your body beats and jerks as I blemish your black and brown brush. You thump your bunion against the boards- relentless banging, you brash beast! Be still. The bumping in the basement will bother the boys. Alas, I bid farewell but bereave you not of your badgered bliss. Barge to his bedroom and beseech my brother; beguile that bairn, the master of the pugs.
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3 comments:
muwhahahahahahahaha!!!
DUDE, seriously... I was laughing so hard while writing this!
aha i enjoy this
quite a bit.
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